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The Hyperspace Jig

A popular song (and accompanying dance) from a pre-Pre-Millennial Broadway musical. The canonical version has over a hundred verses and takes an hour to finish.

The song begins:

It's amazing,
Space is folding,
Ways your mind can't
Comprehend.

But follow me, dear.
It's not much fruther.
I will help you--
Reach the end.

I have been there,
In that Space Warp,
Gaping
At the sky so big.
The stars would call to me
And their darkness would take me:

Let's dance the Hyperspace Jig!

First you face to the left;
Give a kick to the right;
Clap your hands, jump and spin
At the speed of light
Then when you face yourself
You will both flip your wig!

Let's dance the Hyperspace Jig!
Let's dance the Hyperspace Jig!